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 Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:13 am Post subject:
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You guys are missing the point. You can't hammer the naive innocence out of a stained and scarred sexual trainwreck. The girl who was on the cover of her first album died like 9 years ago, and was replaced by a fembot. The current incarnation of Britney would be no better in the sack than a blowup doll.
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:19 am Post subject:
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worker201 wrote:
| Quote: | | You guys are missing the point. You can't hammer the naive innocence out of a stained and scarred sexual trainwreck. |
Basically you want to be that guy that made her cry after she realised what you have done to her 
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:22 am Post subject:
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worker201 wrote:
| Quote: | | The current incarnation of Britney would be no better in the sack than a blowup doll. |
I think the same could go for her "Live on Stage" performances as well going from the reviews 
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:49 am Post subject:
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| Brickhead wrote: | worker201 wrote:
| Quote: | | You guys are missing the point. You can't hammer the naive innocence out of a stained and scarred sexual trainwreck. |
Basically you want to be that guy that made her cry after she realised what you have done to her |
I was actually thinking more along the lines of "You've finally made me feel like a real woman!" As opposed to the "Oh. Yeah. Baby. Fuck <yawn> me harder." I'd get out of her today.
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worker201 wrote:
| Quote: | | I was actually thinking more along the lines of "You've finally made me feel like a real woman!" |
Well I suppose the only experience she had back then was sucking the cock of some fat cunt executive or producer at Sony, or being molested by one of the crew when she was in the Mickey Mouse club.
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More to the point, she looked like she hadn't had any experience. I'm sure she was conned into giving some JV jock a blowjob when she was 13 - it's like an American girl's rite of passage -- but back then, she didn't look like it.
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| worker201 wrote: | | I'm sure she was conned into giving some JV jock a blowjob when she was 13 - it's like an American girl's rite of passage |
REALLY? 
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:42 pm Post subject:
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| worker201 wrote: |
I was actually thinking more along the lines of "You've finally made me feel like a real woman!" As opposed to the "Oh. Yeah. Baby. Fuck <yawn> me harder." I'd get out of her today. |
Well I can understand where you're coming from, but from my point of view it's either too innocent or too broken.
It could be worse though, consider Paris Hilton. In the past she was too stupid and scanky, and now she's too stupid and skanky. |
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